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英语小故事 One day,
there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet,
that read:
"I am blind,
please help. "
A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat.
He put a few of his own coins in the hat,
and without stopping to ask for permission,
took the sign,
turned it around,
and wrote a new message.
He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man,
and left.
Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost completely full of bills and coins.
The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it?
The pulicist said: "All I did is to make your words clearer. " The he prayed the blind man,
saying "Goodby! "
and went on his journey.
The blind man didn" t know that his new sign read like this:
Now it" s spring but I can" t see it.
一天， 有个瞎子坐在一栋大楼的台阶上， 脚下的标牌上写着：“我是个瞎子， 请帮帮我。
”
一位有创意的广告员从瞎子身旁经过时停了 下来， 看到瞎子的帽子里只有一些硬币。
他也在帽子里放了 几个硬币， 未经允许， 就拿过标牌， 翻过来在上面重新写了 一句标语， 然后把标牌放回瞎子的脚下， 离开了。
那天下午晚些时候， 这位广告员回到了 这个身旁， 他发现帽子里几乎装满了纸钞和硬币。
瞎子听出了 他的脚步声， 问他是否是那个改标牌的人？ 他也想知道这位男士在上面写了什么。
广告员回答说：“我只是改了 你的标语使人们能够看明白。
”他向这个瞎子表达了 祝福， 说了再见， 继续走自己的路。
瞎子并不知道， 他的新标语是这样的：
现在是春天， 但我却看不到。
给你一块钱
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don"t you think you"re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you"re right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：
爸爸， 给我一角钱。
父亲：
儿子， 你不认为你已经长大了， 不该再老是一角一角地要钱了 (该自立了 )， 不是吗？
儿子：
爸爸， 我想你是对的， 那给我一块钱行吗？
老板最大
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”
老板最大
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。
店里有三只鹦鹉， 其中一只卖五千元， 另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。
顾客问老板：
「为什么这只要卖五千元？ 这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！
」 老板说：
「因为我有训练他讲话。
」 顾客又问：
「那这只呢？ 他会做什么？ 为什么要卖这么贵？ 」 老板说：
「他除了会说话之外， 还会表演一些有趣的动作， 好比说跳舞等等， 所以才卖这么贵。
」 顾客接着又问：
「那第三只呢？ 他会做什么？ 为什么要卖这么贵？ 」 老板说：
「我不知道。
我从没听过他讲话、 吹口哨或唱歌， 也没看过他跳舞， 什么都没有！
不过另外两只叫他：
『老板！
』 」
I Don’t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.
“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”
英语小故事：
我不喜欢她
鲍勃的去了所新学校。
一天， 他回到家， 他妈妈问他：
“你喜欢你的新老师吗？ ”
“不， 我不喜欢她， 妈妈。
因为她先说 3 加 3 等于 6， 然后她又说 2 加 4 等于 6.”